Movie Romances Make NO Sense

Hello Everyone!

Today I attended one of the weirdest things I have ever attended. What was it you ask? It was Sex Ed Boot Camp. Yeah, I went to that. In the interest of preserving the mostly G rating that I have on this blog, I would like to just chat about Christmas ROMANCES.

Almost every holiday movie that ABC Family comes up with is a romance. It's like: WE GET IT! You like love stories! But I digress. Anyway, I would just like to discuss a few of these romances with you and talk about the fact that they would never really happen in real life. It's kind of a downer, but I think it needs to be discussed.

1. The Twelve Dates of Christmas: this woman gets hit on the head and goes through what is basically described as "the groundhog day syndrome." She repeats Christmas Eve the same way twelve times, and then basically finds her true love. Just an odd story overall, but when put into a repeating scenario, what is supposed to be funny turns into a repetitive mess that I, personally, did not enjoy.

2. Holiday in Handcuffs: DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED. First of all, Melissa Joan Hart's character kidnaps Mario Lopez's character. KIDNAPPING! I mean, I understand Stockholm syndrome, but still, falling for a kidnapper, especially one as crazy as Melissa Joan Hart is a bit overboard. The fact that he sees her hanging out and being herself with her family, and then having one night where they eat oreos together shouldn't persuade him to leave a lucrative engagement to marry someone that, again, KIDNAPPED HIM.

Since I don't necessarily know a lot more movies like that that I can intelligently, or semi-intelligently, rant about, I am going to take this time to write a formal apology. For the next couple months, because I will be so busy with school, I am probably not going to be writing blogs as long as they have been. Things will be shorter, and the topics may repeat themselves. That being said, I am going to try my best to get a post up every day, as I have been, and continue to entertain you guys with my wit and charm.

That's about it!

Until next time,
Lasagna Claus

P.S.- Only 121 Days Until Christmas! And I start classes tomorrow!